Three Laws of Thermodynamics

Found on Physics Planet:

C.P. Snow, the British scientist and author has offered up an easy and funny way to remember the Three Laws.
He says they can be translated as:

1. you cannot win  (you can’t get something for nothing because matter and energy are conserved);
2. you cannot break even (you cannot return to the same energy state because entropy always increases);
3. you cannot get out of the game (because absolute zero is not attainable).